How hard can it be to miss paparazzi hanging from the trees in your own street? Not hard at all, if you’re me.
Luckily Mrs Pendolino came round and mentioned the circus that had taken place in my street last Friday. I’m still trying to work out what I was doing that day to have missed it.
It seems that one of my neighbours used to work for The One Show, and as of a few days ago he no longer does. Why is it that men in the public eye, whether politicians or television celebrities, can’t work out that if they do something stupid, it will come out?
Anyway, when this unknown neighbour was found out, the press camped outside his house all day, hanging from trees and generally being silly. What is so interesting about a stupid man having made a stupid mistake?